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Nick Burkhardt ([personal profile] detectivetroll) wrote2013-08-16 08:47 pm
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synonymouswithdookie: (nooo my zim hair of ziiiim)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD WOULD YOU

what no i cant do that im going to throw up all over his stupid pink shirt
synonymouswithdookie: (lets pretend that didn't happen)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
i am fucking terrified right now WHY ARE RELATIONSHIPS TERRIFYING NICK nick tell meeeee

fuck i still dont know to do what kind of thing????
synonymouswithdookie: (WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I ASKING YOU THEN

shoes.
synonymouswithdookie: (I don't like you.)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
nick

youre my obi wan boooooooooooooy

OK that's a good idea how much do you think something like that would cost
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (go and shave your giant head of smell)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
what rly

fuck okay. hes lucky i love him i'm gonna drop so much on his damn shoes
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (pitiful HUMAN)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
whatever u say bro

im an AMAZING GUY i just cant fucking remember dates to save my life
synonymouswithdookie: (HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS)

[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2014-02-13 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON ALIVE I'LL PAY YOU BACK ASAP AND BUY YOU LIKE 86 BEERS