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[detectivetroll]

You've reached Detective Nick Burkhardt. If this is an emergency, please call 911. Otherwise leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP.



[Calls, texts, and emails are a-okay! He has both a work email and personal email, and an office phone and cell phone. Just specify which one.]

Comments

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[detectivetroll]

...uh. Tacos? Waffles? I don't know.

I'm pretty sure yours is a very different kind of whip.

It's at home. Anyway this is recon only man, no snake engaging today. We need to figure out how dangerous this thing is so we can go back in the next couple of days with a big enough group.

...I'll bring the whip then.

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[sassymaru]

yes tacos those

i dont know maybe its similar

but what if the snak e engages US ?? we have to be prepared

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[detectivetroll]

hey tacos are delicious too.

mine is supposed to be a weapon, man, I know yours is supposed to be for.

that's what guns and running the hell away are for. I don't want to try to fight a giant snake with only two of us.

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[sassymaru]

u dont know whats in them for sure

a weapon ish thing

fiiiiiiiiiine if youw ant to be boring

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[detectivetroll]

No I don't. But they're still delicious.

More of a weapon than yours.

Right now? Yes. I want to be boring.

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[sassymaru]

it could be guinea pig

is not

fine ok fine

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[detectivetroll]

Then guinea pig is delicious.

I really hope it is, since mine is actually supposed to cause injuries. You know, if I had any idea how to use it.

On my way back.

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[sassymaru]

gross gross gross

mine could too if you use it wrong so there

yesssssss good