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[detectivetroll]

You've reached Detective Nick Burkhardt. If this is an emergency, please call 911. Otherwise leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP.



[Calls, texts, and emails are a-okay! He has both a work email and personal email, and an office phone and cell phone. Just specify which one.]

Comments

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[sassymaru]

u dont know whats in them for sure

a weapon ish thing

fiiiiiiiiiine if youw ant to be boring

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[detectivetroll]

No I don't. But they're still delicious.

More of a weapon than yours.

Right now? Yes. I want to be boring.

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[sassymaru]

it could be guinea pig

is not

fine ok fine

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[detectivetroll]

Then guinea pig is delicious.

I really hope it is, since mine is actually supposed to cause injuries. You know, if I had any idea how to use it.

On my way back.

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[sassymaru]

gross gross gross

mine could too if you use it wrong so there

yesssssss good