IC Contact

[detectivetroll]

You've reached Detective Nick Burkhardt. If this is an emergency, please call 911. Otherwise leave a message and I'll get back to you ASAP.



[Calls, texts, and emails are a-okay! He has both a work email and personal email, and an office phone and cell phone. Just specify which one.]

Comments

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[synonymouswithdookie]

well yea ok

HOW ELSE THEN

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[detectivetroll]

...dude you were just supposed to get it, if I have to explain how else it'll sound really dumb.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

THIS IS ALREADY REALLY DUMB HOW CAN IT GET DUMBER THAT THIS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CRYPTIC BULLSHIT

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[detectivetroll]

All right, all right, fine. Look, I don't buy into that 'you're going to turn out one way no matter what' crap. Most of the time it's the people around you, the environment you're in, and whether or not you're strong enough to find something to hold on to no matter what's going on around you, or inside you, that matters. Whoever that guy is in your pulses, you're not him, and you don't have to be him. Even if you do pulse back wanting to take over the world, I think you'll find reasons not to.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

that is the cheesiest goddamn thing




okay you know what i'll believe in your corny fairytail power of friendship believe in yourself dork theory

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[detectivetroll]

I told you it would sound dumb. And it sounds even dumber when you call it that.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

It helped.

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[detectivetroll]

Good.

Hey, you want to go for a beer sometime, or something?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

DUDE fuck yes i always want beer this sounds like an amazing plan

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[detectivetroll]

Awesome man, Yuji won't touch beer with a ten foot pole. When're you free?

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[synonymouswithdookie]

that's because yuji is a princess

tomorrow evening at the earliest. i don't have to work the next day so seems like a good time for a hangover

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[detectivetroll]

The prettiest princess around.

Tomorrow evening it is, then. What time? I'll pick up you.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

he needs a little tiara or something

idk like 8ish? 8 works.

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[detectivetroll]

We can pick him up one tomorrow.

Awesome, I'll see you then.

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[synonymouswithdookie]

fuck yes perfect see you then

i'm moving this to action fuck the police

[detectivetroll]

[And sure enough, Nick's there at eight the next night, to pick him up.]

You have a bar you usually go to, or should I pick one?

YEAH POLICE SUCK FUCK 'EM

[synonymouswithdookie]

[WHAT UP BRO Ray is ready for some HEAVY DRINKING well okay maybe not that much drinking]

Y'know, I don't think I've really been to any of the bars around here. It's your call.