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[detectivetroll]

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[Calls, texts, and emails are a-okay! He has both a work email and personal email, and an office phone and cell phone. Just specify which one.]

Comments

[sassymaru]

nothing

u did ??

when did you do that

ok

i want do thing

things not lay here i want to be working again this is butt

[detectivetroll]

Not fair. I'm dragging my ass out of bed, the least you can do is tell me.

Probably when you were too drugged up to listen to me.

Yeah, yeah. I'll come get you and you can help me with paperwork.

[sassymaru]

i don t rememebr

oh ok

paperwork is better than nurses

intern nurses

[detectivetroll]

I'll show it to you when you're more coherent. Or to Kotetsu.

I'm going to guess none of them are hot?

[sassymaru]

maybe yes

i dont like this getting shot

its like sleeping and sleeping and never enough sleep does that make sense??

no

none of them have y chrmoesome

[detectivetroll]

I don't like you getting shot either, trust me. And yeah, that makes sense.

Hey, look, man, I'm sorry.

[sassymaru]

your so good to me

like big partner bear

except not in the sense like バラ because im not into that and your too pretty

^_^

[sassymaru]

why sorry ? ;_;

[detectivetroll]

Don't have to ask what that one means. I'm glad you recognize how pretty I am.

[detectivetroll]

You got shot, man. I'm supposed to have your back.

[sassymaru]

you have nice butt

i always said so



was going to happen sometime ok

shhh

if you do that 'I BLAME MYSELF' again im going to hire you a stripper

an old one

so you hate me for a while and quit feeling bad

[detectivetroll]

You have, and I'm always very appreciative.


It didn't have to happen to you.

I hate you already for that comment, so at least that part's working.

[sassymaru]

good you should be


but

it did so we cant cry no more

good i tried

[detectivetroll]

Who else is going to appreciate my butt?


All right, all right. I'm not crying. But I'm still sorry. Can't I be sorry my partner got shot?

[sassymaru]

your ugly sweater friend



you can

but its dumb because Y O U didnt shoot the shot

im going to sleep on your face if you dont not blame yourself

[detectivetroll]

Very funny.


I know. And the guy who did it's facing a hell of a lot of jail time and an extended stay in the prison infirmary. I'll stick to putting the blame where it belongs.

You're going to do that anyway.

[sassymaru]

im serious



good. u do that like a good boy and ill actually take the antiboitics

bio tics

those things

maybe

[detectivetroll]

You're seriously high on morphine.


You'll take them. Or I'll hide them in your food.

[sassymaru]

no im not

we will see

[detectivetroll]

You better be on morphine, man.

Right, going in your food.

[sassymaru]

why


why

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

yy

[detectivetroll]

Why should you be on morphine or why are your pills going in your food?

[sassymaru]

both

[detectivetroll]

You should be on morphine because you were shot, and painkillers are a good thing right now. Your pills are going into your food because we discovered a long time ago you can't be trusted to take them yourself.

[sassymaru]

if i can go home then i dont need it im good and im BORED

oh that was ONE perscritpion

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