[But it's Monroe. It's one of his loveable traits.

Grumbles.

Well maybe Nick and her should break up.]

Everything is a lot of stuff, man.

[Ok Monroe has no idea what to say to that. While thinking of what someone who understood relationships and social interactions, Monroe grabs two beer, and hands one to Nick.]

That's rough, man. I'm sorry.

[That's what he's supposed to say right?

Monroe snorts.]

Well better you than me. And if things go right then you won't be seeing her much.

[He's not flustered. He's... He's... shut up.]

Yeah pretty much.

[Close enough and it Monroe says yes then they he won't have to explain anything else or accidentally reveal anything he shouldn't. Full sarcasm mode activated.]

Get better at locking my door.